DEAR FML
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Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML
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FML:

Dear FML,

This is why doors have peepholes. It is also why you should never break up with someone over the phone: you get what you deserve.
Reblogged 2 years ago from fmylife
Tagged: vengeance, break up, ex, karma, balls, .
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  2. ricebeater reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    your dumb ass deserved it . this is why you only break...person; it hurts waaay more to be...
  3. justbeinkelly reblogged this from brittanylove917 and added:
    sean and mike better beware
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  6. dearfml reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    Dear FML, This is why doors have peepholes. It is also why you should never break...phone:...
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    Oooo yeah serve you right man.
  10. pakeeeez-nuts reblogged this from fmylife and added:
    sorry, you idiot you deserved it.
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    this is why you break
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    hahahhaha wow shes
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    gun. Shoot! Hahahah!